BBBBREAKING NEWS LATEST POLL OF UNISON MEMBERS

A spokesperson for Barnet UNISON branch expressed shock at the contents of a fictitious poll carried out by world renowned research company WeeLie  International.

The Headlines are quite staggering

·         100% of UNISON members are paying income tax and national insurance

·         100 % of UNISON members are paying council tax

·         100% of UNISON members use both public and private sector services

The UNISON spokesperson who was visually shaken by the results said

“Yes, of course we had reason to suspect our members paid taxes and used public services it is just such a shock to find that they are spending their wages on goods and services. The results are there for all to see UNISON members are part of the community, I don’t what this will mean for the future.”